A man's home is his castle, except when...

There is a saying that a man's home is his castle.

That would be true in my case, except when your HOA has stupid rules and your neighborhood kids are douchebags. Now, before I get flooded with hate mail for calling kids douchebags, let me explain.

Over the past few months, the neighborhood kids have taken up residence on my front lawn whenever the mood strikes, and on special occasions, sitting on our front porch. Uninvited.

Now, if I were a tolerant person, this wouldn't be a problem. But I am not a tolerant person, and have told the kids to go play on someone elses lawn. Because most of these kids are of "African descent", we've been labeled racist by some snot nosed, self important, where the wild things are douchebag 8 year old who doesn't even know what the meaning of racist is.

It's gotten to the point where today, as I was leaving for class, it was like the entire 2nd grade were trying to reinact Woodstock (minus the trash, drugs, nudity and music) on my front lawn. And when I told them to move, they just stared at me like "How DARE you demand us to leave your property?"

Which leads me to our HOA. They have a stupid rule that prohibits us from building any kind of fence in our front yards, which is bullshit in itself. I just want to figure out a way to keep these little bastards and bastardettes off my F'n property! Any ideas?